Don’t teach your kids this stuff. Please?
dear parent
teacher
administrator
board member
don’t teach your kids to read
for the Web
to scan
RSS
aggregate
synthesize
don’t teach your kids to write
online
pen and paper aren’t going anywhere
since when do kids need an audience?
no need to hyperlink
make videos
audio
Flash
no connecting, now
no social networking
or online chat
or comments
or PLNs
blogs and twitter?
how self-absorbed
what a bunch of crap
and definitely, absolutely, resolutely, no cell phones
block it all
lock it down
keep it out
it’s evil, you know
there’s bad stuff out there
gotta keep your children safe
don’t you know collaboration is just another word for cheating?
don’t you know how much junk is out there?
haven’t you ever heard of sexting?
of cyberbullying?
a computer 24-7? no thanks
I don’t want them
creating
sharing
thinking
learning
you know they’re just going to look at porn
and hook up with predators
we can’t trust them
don’t do any of it, please
really
’cause I’m doing all of it with my kids
can’t wait to see who has a leg up in a decade or two
can you?